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Stryc9Fuego:
I'd think it would take less time for the sentry guns to be set up (especially if they're pre-prepared and just need to be stood up and turned on) than it would to dig a moat, but that's just me. Also, I'd imagine you could program it to shoot for the throat or head of a man-sized target and program it to cycle [acquire]- [IFF]-[shoot 1 round]-[repeat]. Maybe have an audio register where if anyone comes running up screaming "help me!" or something, it doesn't shoot the screaming idiot, or it only targets things moving slowly, etc...

As far as if I'm surprised and attacked by zombies sitting here at work, I've got a passable hand weapon in the blade on a paper cutter, but no shotguns or anything.

I guess that's the main thing, are we talking "sudden surprise" or "3 weeks into infestation and fully planned out"?

McTaggart:
OCR is just not hot enough right now to home roll your own neck targetting sentries. Unless you get them launching fire or something. Also, powering your sentries.

And all you fire-haters have got it wrong. If you're on the ground with a ton of zombies surrounding you you're dead. Simple as that. You can't kill 'em all and they won't stop trying to kill you. So it comes down to which is more badass: Getting slaughtered by zombies or getting slaughtered by zombies that are ON FIRE.

Basically when the zombie apocalypse comes I'm going to put a hessian bag over my head and grab the chainsaw out of the shed. Then I will walk real slow and try to blend in.

Boro_Bandito:
Chainsaws are horrible weapons. Loud, heavy, unwieldy, and while they can cut through pretty much anything it takes some time to do it. Not to mention it'll probably get clogged on all the gooey stuff that gets caught in the chain.

And Zombies always know if you're alive, that's no defense. I have a feeling they can detect heat. You might be able to move through unnoticed if you can find a way to make yourself "cold", like wearing a thick suit of something that keeps heat from escaping, or wrapping yourself up in old cloth and spraying you down with a canister of the fire extinguisher stuff. Not the foam mind but the cold whatever it is, it worked in Tremors II. That's short term though.

Liz:

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0bsessions:
Acid = Useless. Do you realize the amount of time it would take acid to eat through a zombie enough to immobilize it? Here's a hint: Less time that it would take for said zombie to eat your fucking leg. Phil, you're gonna die.

In terms of them "knowing you're alive," there is no conclusive evidence of this. It is presumed that they may, in fact, track by smell or hearing rather than some goofy ESP shit. In Walking Dead, for example, a pair of survivors covered themselves in rotting gore and were able to sneak by a bunch of zombies this way. Unfortunately, this plan fell to shit when it started to rain, but it's a feasible option.

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