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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
KharBevNor:
No seriously, that is full on Cherenkov radiation.
öde:
Those who bicker about the capacity of water to glow will be the first to die in the event of zombies.
Patrick:
I'm all for the acid-moat program. Build a giant concrete moat and coat any moat-contacting stuff with glass, then fill the motherfucker with hydrochloric acid.
Seriously, it's foolproof. Strong-ass acid like that is capable of decomposing proteins, and when that happens, the skin *falls the fuck apart*. The glass serves two purposes: to be slippery (so those zombie bitches can't get out) and to keep the acid from eating the concrete.
Foolproof.
Scandanavian War Machine:
That actually does sound like a pretty good plan. Complex and expensive, but effective.
Unless there was a horde of unumerable zombies coming and they fell in faster than the acid could decompose them and they pile up and pile up until the zombies in the back can just walk over the moat unscathed.
Boro_Bandito:
It reminds me, at one point I saw basically a giant chainsaw outside someone's house whe riding with my dad somewhere. It was like a Caterpillar with huge huge fucking chainsaw mount on the front. My dad informed me it was for tearing up dirt and concrete, but all I could think of in my mind was "I want that if I ever want to kill zombies." Of course I was foolish then, that thing probably only goes about as fast as a zombie could shamble, and despite its destructive power at the front end the flanks and rear are completely exposed, meaning in the event of being in the middle of an open place with a horde of zombies no protection whatsoever.
In general, slow moving vehicles of destruction are fallible against the press of zombies. They can make you come to a complete halt and that is death. And for the love of god no slits through which you can insert a chainsaw to get them off the sides, because at the first bump with a live chainsaw someone's losing an arm.
If I had a choice in escape vehicles I would take either a van, SUV or Hummer. Low gas mileage and top heavy, so speed is out of the question, but I wouldn't use it for very long, just until I got out of a major population center. Assuming I had access to basic bladed weapons, tools, and a little bit of sheet metal, I would construct a wege onto the front of the vehicle and jury rig some bladed wheels. What you have then is something that can push through the zombie horde at a steady pace, not all that fast but a hell of a lot quicker than those fuckers can walk. No extra weapon slots or turrets, completely closed cabin.
But then again I'm for the run and gun method rather than holing up to survive. I would most likely travel alone for maximum maneuverability anyway.
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