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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
Scandanavian War Machine:
plus if you do somehow manage to break their neck/damage their spin then they could still bite passersby from the ground. it'd rather just destroy the brain. JUST TO BE SURE.
either that, or just parkour my way to safety like i mentioned earlier. i'm not much of a fighter so i think that's my best bet, anways.
edit: Master Plan, everyone. this applies to biological zombies only (the only kind of zombie i'm worried about). okay, we find a way to set off some sort of low-frequency soundwave bomb (or something) with sufficient enough force to destroy the ear drums of anyone within a certain radius. we set this bitch off in whatever city we happen to be trying to escape from (wearing earplugs, of course) then when night falls we all don night-vision goggles and casually stroll out of the city, escaping harm forever.
reasons this will work:
1) zombies(biological) do not have special powers i.e. night vision, super smell, super hearing, ESP
2) they are dead! their eardrums will NEVER grow back.
they won't stand a chance. you can thank me when we are all not zombies.
Scrambled Egg Machine:
I have a SHTF bag for this sort of circumstance(riots, zombies, dems winning an election, etc), so I would pack it, and go out into the rockies for a while.
Boro_Bandito:
A baseball bat may not be the best choice to kill a zombie, but its merits in escaping I think are being underplayed here. You need to knock the zombie out of the way to get away, you don't necessarily need to kill it. Just incapacitate it for a few moments to make your break, and you can continue to do this for quite a while thanks to that handy ergonomic design.
And if you're in a situation when there's only a couple zombies, you can beat them repeatedly at your leisure anyway, so the one-hit kill isn't all that important.
jodizzle:
--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 08 Nov 2007, 18:21 ---edit: Master Plan, everyone. this applies to biological zombies only (the only kind of zombie i'm worried about). okay, we find a way to set off some sort of low-frequency soundwave bomb (or something) with sufficient enough force to destroy the ear drums of anyone within a certain radius. we set this bitch off in whatever city we happen to be trying to escape from (wearing earplugs, of course) then when night falls we all don night-vision goggles and casually stroll out of the city, escaping harm forever.
reasons this will work:
1) zombies(biological) do not have special powers i.e. night vision, super smell, super hearing, ESP
2) they are dead! their eardrums will NEVER grow back.
they won't stand a chance. you can thank me when we are all not zombies.
--- End quote ---
I don't know, even if the zombies don't have super smell, they still have smell in general. To smell out delicious fresh meat. Meaning you.
Jimmy the Squid:
Well given that they only have an average sense of smell, who here can smell a live person, or indeed fresh, raw meat from a distance of more than about 5 feet?
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