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Alex C:
So Obsession, what is it you plan on having your magical motorcycle run on if not fuel? Motorcycles have great mileage, but they typically don't have gigantic gas tanks and sooner or later you need fuel or to abandon the thing entirely. Actually, their range is rather limited, come to think of it, and what does fuel economy matter if you're not paying for the gas and can load up a few loads of auxiliary cans and toss 'em in the flatbed? I totally understand how your plan is "Run away!" and "Continue to run away!", but I get kind of confused on how you're going to live off the land or whatever with a shitty handgun, a dirt bike and the experience of having shot a .357 at a can one time. Common sense ≠ Contingency plan.

0bsessions:
Sunshine and farts.

Boro_Bandito:
His plan isn't to run away, its to use a fast and manueverable mode of transportation over a relatively short distance (one tank of gas to get there) and then to hole up inside of a large building full of canned goods/dry foodstuffs and various other supplies. The plan has some merit to it like I've said before, and the few problems I see with it are really almost a matter of taste. If he can stand to be holed up in a place like that more power to him.

Jimmy the Squid:
I can't imagine I would be amazing at firing a gun, my hands shake like fuck at the best of times and unless I have my glasses I can't see that well at anything more than about 50m away. What I do know is that if I was to use a lightweight compound bow with a draw of at least 40lbs I can put an arrow through a bullseye at about 50m - 60m without being able to see clearly. Put a zoom site on that and it gets a bit further, otherwise if I'm wearing my glasses it would improve greatly. The biggest problem would be carrying and retrieving arrows. Obviously you would be able to get them back from anything you killed with the intention of eating it but otherwise you're probably going to want to have huge stockpile with you or learn how to make them.

Also, all you guys talking about how you are not in the best shape and how guns are heavy, the Zombiepocalypse is the best reason to start hitting the gym.

Patrick:
I don't have great eyesight but I can see a zombie's head from 50m away and my hands are steady enough to do half-decent detail painting on small-scale model airplanes. That's all I need.

The question is, will I be able to maintain such a steady hand under pressure of having my brain eaten? Probably not. Instinct will probably take over and I'll just shoot at anything without being careful about aim.

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