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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
Something Witty:
Once you're dug in and everything; Naked bite checks after any contact with a zombie. None of this covering up a bite with your jacket shit. You are getting bare-ass naked and someone is looking you over. If you've got bitemarks anywhere, You're getting shot. If I don't have the heart to do it, I'll make sure someone else does.
KharBevNor:
Is this a real shotgun, or a hollywood shotgun? I feel this is important to ask. I also feel that it's important to ask how you would fire and reload a shotgun whilst wearing a space-suit. The zombie apocalypse is about survival, not cool.
Just now, I was thinking this over deeply whilst smoking on the toilet, and hit upon the perfect combination of hand to hand weapons to deal with zombies. It is tradition and modernity united. In one hand you want a short, stabbing assegai, one of the ones with a small, crushing adze blade on the bottom of the shaft. In the other, a modern see-through riot-shield, one of those ones that bends with blows. Combine this with a good pair of knife-proof gloves, some good industrial safety boots with real steel toe-caps and heel plates, maybe an assortment of knives and a helmet of some sort, and it is basically just clobberin' time for zombies.
Good call on the bite checks. Really, as countless films have taught us, the true key to survivng the zombocalypse is the ability to shoot, hack or bludgeon to death those you know and love. And anyone else.
Jimmy the Squid:
I think Khar raises an excellent point. What Zombie rules are we going by? The shambling, moaning type? 28 Days Later style Rage infected, all sprinting at you and tearing you apart? Is destroying the brain going to do anything or do you have to get them to eat salt, voodoo magic style? I've never handled a gun before in my life so I'm not sure how great I'd be. I suppose we'll find out one way or another...
pen:
I'm not particularly fast or strong, and I'm very sensitive to those I've loved. I'd probably just end up shooting myself before I could slow people down or become infected.
öde:
Equipment:
Machete and Khukris.
Guitar for FLCL style head bashing?
Gas mask to prevent zombie germs entering my lungs/eyes/mouth? (limits eyesight though).
Boots.
Cowhide Zulu shield.
Jeans for durability.
DPM trousers and smock if I still have them.
Camo cream for inspiring war paint.
Whistle for emergency noises.
Penknife for multiple reasons.
Condoms for hot survivors.
Plan:
Gather a few friends who live near me (may turn into a lot of friends, strength in numbers, etc)
Drive to Poole harbour or maybe Mudeford since it would be significantly less populated (may turn into walking/fighting through hoards of zombies due to blocked roads)
Sail out to one of the costal forts and meet Khar.
???
Profit!
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