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plans for the inevitable undead uprising

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Patrick:
There's no discussion necessary. My cock is the second biggest, with only Chuck in the lead.

Alex C:
I blame myself for bringing the gun talk back again. Mentioning weapons is always the quickest way to get people to whip out the e-penis.

a pack of wolves:
This thread makes me sad about how utterly fucked I'll be when the zombies arrive. I live near to the city centre in one of the most densely populated areas of Western Europe in the third biggest city in the UK. I don't own a car or motorbike or even know how to operate either. The best weapon in my flat is a hammer. I have zero wilderness skills. So basically I have little chance of escaping the city and I'd most likely die even if I did get out anyway. Nevertheless, I should formulate a plan and not go quietly into that zombie night.

The flat itself would be reasonably secure against zombies. Their only means of access would be to get over a 7ft wall and then break the door down, so in the very short term I'd be alright. But given the large population around here they'd end up congregating eventually and swell over the wall so staying put is definitely not an option. In my case I reckon banding together with other people gives me the best chance. I might not know shit about survival but I do know people who could survive in the wilderness, so finding them and heading as far north as possible would be sensible. For transport I'd go for my bicycle when in the city and then use somebody's van to actually get out of it, loaded up with supplies. For weapons just whatever objects closest to an axe possible, but other things are more important. If you don't know how to use them they'll probably just make you overconfident and make you not run the fuck away like you should. Then go for the Scottish highlands or possibly one of the islands if a suitable vessel can be located, find a farm or something that could be used as such and hole up. Being a constant nomad sounds nice but something will eventually go wrong and you'll be buggered, particularly if you're on your own. You've got to sleep sometime. Heading for the coldest, most sparsely populated areas and staying put with good defenses seems the best option for long-term survival.

0bsessions:
If this thread is degenerating into a metaphorical cock size contest, consider me the Chuck of this thread. Everyone here except Phil and maybe Khar is going to get fucking eaten. Half of you will be shooting each other to prove whose gun is best, the other forty-nine percent will be hacking zombies' arms off while they get devoured and then we have Patrick...who will literally spend the zombie apocalypse trying to find a tape measure with which he can measure his dick to prove a point.

Patrick:
If I have to fistfight my way through zombies to get to a Home Depot to do it then so be it.

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