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Patrick:
Fuck logic, I want an M-1 Garand and a FUCKTON of incendiary ammunition, if such a thing is available for that weapon.

If no incendiary ammo is available, I will get a goddamn Browning .50 cal and make like the Killdozer guy while I provide severe assfucking for any zombies who want to come and get some.

This is also why I'm going to convince my cop friend to take me to the shooting range with him so I can effectively blow the fucking brains out of any zombie bitches who want some 12-gauge. 'Cause I do love me some 12-gauge.

(Also Linds please get to a port city and find a larger boat and FUCKTONS of fuel [preferably a nuclear-powered submarine] so you can come get me. I'll be in the port city of Durrės, Albania. Our code word is "Let's kill some goddamn zombies". I've got friends with lots of guns and ammunition. Hell yes.)

Lines:

--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 05 Nov 2007, 07:49 ---(Also Linds please get to a port city and find a larger boat and FUCKTONS of fuel [preferably a nuclear-powered submarine] so you can come get me. I'll be in the port city of Durrės, Albania. Our code word is "Let's kill some goddamn zombies". I've got friends with lots of guns and ammunition. Hell yes.)

--- End quote ---

Uh... If you know anyone in the navy that will meet me down south, then sure. I don't think I could go across seas without killing the boat, let alone everyone on board. Maybe we can pick up the people coming from up north, too. And along the east coast, I guess, too.

Man, you're ruining my plans of being a hermit! But I'd feel bad if I didn't save you guys. Guh.

Patrick:
Oh, no problem. I know a guy. As for steering and shit, how hard could it possibly be to steer a nuclear submarine? I mean it's not exactly like we'd be going deep-sea, just 50 meters or so (I think they have computer overrides that prevent the ship from going to crush depth anyway). And we don't need to worry about stealth.

Seriously, a nuclear-powered, nuclear-armed submarine is your best bet in case of a zombie apocalypse, assuming you can work past the fail-safe devices on each of the nuclear warheads. Stealth isn't necessary, just complete submersion. Make sure you've got enough food and ammunition stockpiled in there for a good long while.

Strategy: If you've found all the people worth finding in the world (read: people with guns with sympathies like Tania expressed earlier in the thread), it's safe to launch your n00kz from underwater. Take out major population centers only, launching as few weapons as possible (it's not like we'd have an endless supply, yo). Then proceed on to Cuba, where we'd only have an island's worth of zombies to deal with for the time being, and still have an inhabitable area with decently arable land with infrastructure already in place.

It's foolproof.

Lines:
Oh. Yeah, no, I'm not getting a sub to pick you up. You can meet us down in the Caribbean. I will save you some fruit.

I don't do cramped spaces with no windows.

Boro_Bandito:
Being as I'm overweight I have an exponentially smaller chance of surviving zombie apocalypse, however, due to that fact I can go longer without food, meaning I'd go straight for weapons and escaping rather than stocking up. (the longer you stay in one place the more likely you're just dead, bub.) Also, I think in general the idea of holing up anywhere is horrible. Once the zombies get your scent the rest will come running, until the sheer mass of them will be able to overwhelm any obstacle or defense, roaming nomads are best, though that leaves you with a dependance on fuel. After you get out of major population areas switch to on foot or by pack animals, the vehicles will just slow you down. Never stay in one place for too long and never enter an area that once held human population without scouting it for days, and then don't go anywhere where you can get trapped, and don't split up upon entering buildings. strength in either numbers or absolutely alone. Weapons I'd go for:

Machete: Easy to wield, Chopping power that can cleanly remove head and limbs with minimal fuss

Aluminum Baseball bat: Extremely light, with excellent crushing power and no chance of breaking or splintering like its wood cousin.

Police Riot shield: Do just like they do, form up in a line and push, also useful in tight corridors and with a combo of stabbing weapons, its how the romans conquered, their short swords and tower shields did the damage that hordes of barbarians couldn't handle.

Grenades(either home made or military grade): These go boom, zombies in groups become a group of dismembered body parts.

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