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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
KharBevNor:
If the zombies do turn out to be supernatural, then another possible plan presents itself:
Step 1: Find a vampire.
Step 2: Induve vampire to turn you into a vampire.
Step 3: Find a trenchcoat, a badass sword and some significant firepower.
Step 4: Kill everything.
I may have been watching too much Hellsing recently. And by recently I mean over the last five years. But seriously, just get vampirised then flip the fuck out.
ruyi:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 05 Nov 2007, 09:18 ---Ruyi, I think you over-analyzed what's scary about zombie attacks. Personally I'm just afraid of a horrible death where monstrous versions of humans eat my brain.
--- End quote ---
see, but then why don't you obsess over that specific instance of dying, instead of surviving in a world where anyone might be a zombie?
or why not have a fear of apes killing you and eating your brains? there's a higher chance of that happening (however infinitesimal it may be) than a zombie apocalypse (ie, 0.)
--- Quote from: KharBevNor on 05 Nov 2007, 10:07 ---I may have been watching too much Hellsing recently. And by recently I mean over the last five years. But seriously, just get vampirised then flip the fuck out.
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and that's another thing, why not just become a zombie, since everyone else is?
öde:
Along those lines: http://www.lastblood.net/
Patrick:
--- Quote from: KharBevNor on 05 Nov 2007, 10:07 ---I may have been watching too much Hellsing recently
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I saw this 45-minute Hellsing movie. There was that bit where what's-his-face seriously just went apeshit on a bunch of people. After his opponents are all dead, he just says "...I am soooooooo fuckin' hard right now!"
From now on I will think of this quote every time I see you've posted something.
Ozymandias:
I think the people who are promoting guns as a valid option are being very internet badass about the whole thing. Yes, anyone can consistently hit a single, unmoving target at distance if allowed to concentrate.
A horde of zombies does not allow you to concentrate. There are many of them. They are about to FUCKING EAT YOU. The necessity of military training is more about the ability to calm down and aim quickly.
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