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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
celticgeek:
Another textbook:
http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20071104
0bsessions:
--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 05 Nov 2007, 12:29 ---
--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 05 Nov 2007, 10:53 ---Yes, anyone can consistently hit a single, unmoving target at distance if allowed to concentrate.
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Dude, zombies move slow. It's like that really terrible joke about "How can you shoot women and children?!" to which one responds, "Just lead them a bit less."
Seriously, the only advantage zombies have are an infectious bite and sheer numbers. Just get a lot of people with a bunch of rapid-fire firearms, and you'll be fine.
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They move slow, but they're hard to kill. If you're in the middle of a city and you're being onset by about fifty zombies, you're pretty much fucked unless you're an absolute prodigy with a firearm.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 05 Nov 2007, 12:29 ---the only advantage zombies have are an infectious bite and sheer numbers.
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Well those, plus nigh invulnerability, plus a total lack of emotion. As has been pointed out repeatedly in this thread, emotions like fear and compassion, as helpful as they are in most contexts, can really hinder survival in a zombie apocalypse.
I must say though, overall I agree with ruyi. I am much less concerned about zombies than I am about other things. Now a robot apocalypse, the thought of that gives me chills.
supersheep:
Oh, if you're being attacked by more than a couple of zombies, you're fucked anyways. Also, after the first few times you'll probably be slightly less freaked out by the zombies.
Patrick:
Dude, Joe, no undead can deal with fire. That's why I want incendiary bullets: to light the zombies on fire. Bonus points if you pull a General LeMay and firebomb FUCKING EVERYTHING.
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