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plans for the inevitable undead uprising
Boro_Bandito:
How did they kill him, did they have to cut off his head? I bet they had to cut off his head guys.
StarmanJr:
a motherfucking bowie.
no joke.
KharBevNor:
Yup, hacked off his head with a bowie knife.
That wouldn't work with every vampire though, oh no. Decapitation is normally the safest bet though. That's the traditional way to do it. Decapitation and/or burning. If you encounter a vampire that can survive both of those, you might want to reconsider locating your civilisation somewhere safer, like outer space or the bottom of the sea (It is generally agreed that vampires at least greatly dislike swimming in moving water, and normally can only cross it the same way we would, with boats and such). But then again, you occasionally get vampires who can stride across the sea-floor quite happily. And if you got a vampire civilisation developing, they would probably build vampire submarines.
Thermonuclear weaponry will almost certainly kill any vampire. When sunlight doesn't work, drop a tiny sun on the fucker.
StarmanJr:
one of the interesting myths of vampires in my opinion is that if they are not around their coffin when daylight begins to come around, they can bury themselves underground and survive the sunlight, for apparently, the cold earth simulates the same environment of a coffin and the nutrients of the earth replenish their body.
if i saw a sleeping vampire head sticking out of the ground, i would show him the feet that won me a scholarship for 'kick the can'.
srsly.
KharBevNor:
I think generally they would bury themselves so they weren't just an incapacitated head sticking out the ground.
Any ones of them that actually wanted to take advantage of the whole immortality thing, anyway.
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