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Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
a pack of wolves:
--- Quote from: valley_parade on 16 Nov 2007, 09:24 ---You guys can fuck him, I'm just gonna put my mixtape in his mailbox.
--- End quote ---
Best euphemism ever.
tania:
i stand corrected!
plan b: overwhelming diplomacy
john cameron, we've known each other a long time now. maybe it's time we got exclusive. i think i could be a pretty good wife; i'm really good at toasting pop-tarts, and if you ever needed someone reduced to a thin worthless paste i could make this happen in a second. i'm also, like, super hot. you might say my only weakness is that i'm occasionally too hot. observe:
what i am basically trying to say here is that thanks to obsessions i now have an aerial description of where you live, so maybe it would be a good idea if you could consent and stuff so i don't have to do this the hard way.
yours forever,
tania
öde:
--- Quote from: ephemere on 16 Nov 2007, 13:57 ---FIGHT YOU!
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Johnny C:
I suggest that we make this whole thing more like It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. That way, I won't have to choose between all of you phenomenal people*.
*plus, it lessens the chance that a canadian luchadoress will pummel me into a fine paste
Tom:
What if Johnny is God?
He wouldn't have to sleep with anyone to get 'em preggers.
so...... who wants to immaculately conceive Johnny's baby?
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