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Mafia Round Two
stella:
I think that's probably the most awesome way to be put to death. Why isn't that legal?
*sleeps*
Blue Kitty:
holy shit!!
someone asked for him to be killed by sharks? where the hell did we get sharks?
axerton:
The primary source of income for this town is selling elaborate methods of killing people to evil geniuses. Man....there have been so many work place accidents at that factory.
Jimmy the Squid:
You wouldn't believe.
As the town recovered from the grisly events of the past few days things began to get a little more relaxed. The sky seemed clearer and the birds chirped happily. One person who wasn't so relaxed was the soon-to-be-annihilated Ampersandwitch. She had been receiving death threats for weeks and had yet to tell anyone of the harrowing nights she had spent, terrified at every sound.
It was late afternoon when it happened. The sun was setting and Ampersandwitch was sitting on her verandah with a fresh cup of coffee. She breathed in the dark aroma and the satisfying heat of the cup spread from her hands up to her shoulders and into her heart. She was not shaking for the first time in days and was determined to relax. After a few deep breaths she managed to spill a good portion of the hot liquid all over herself as she jumped when the phone rang inside the house. Swearing loudly she put the cup down and ran inside. On the other end of the phone was a man from one of the charities she regularly donated to, asking if she would like to take part in a raffle. By the time she managed to get rid of him Ampersandwitch found her coffee had cooled. She settled herself back into her chair, unaware of the shadowy figures hiding in the bushes. As she took a sip of the still warm liquid she looked down and noticed a small envelope lying on the wooden boards of the verandah. Sure that it was another note she tried desparately to ignore it and enjoy her coffee but still her hands trembled. As the minutes ticked by her hands began to shake more and more. Steadying herself she drained the cup and picked up the envelope. Inside was a slip of paper with a single word that had been painstakingly written in delicate lettering. Bleed. Ampersandwitch dropped the note as she noticed her hands throbbing and shaking even more. Blood had started to leak from underneath her fingernails, touching her hands to her upper lip, they came away bloody.
The police would later discover that she had been poisoned, the chemical agent that was slipped into her coffee cup thinning her blood until it ran from her eyes and ears and eventually through the very pores of her skin. But who would have wanted to hurt the poor, innocent girl?
Well? Who?
thegreatbuddha:
Ampersandwitch would have been my first guess. I probably would have been wrong. I have no idea
--- Quote from: LordNagash on 29 Nov 2007, 02:11 ---I bet he did it. He looks and sounds guilty. Not Guilty
--- End quote ---
I'm willing to wager that RallyMonkey was anything but the village idiot. Lord Nagash all but proclaimed Rally Monkey's guilt from the hilltops,and then tried to acquit him 3 hours after the final guilty vote had been cast?
I vote Lord Nagash, just for being contrary.
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