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Most Hated Commercials
jill the ripper:
In the most recent Alltel commercials (as of writing this.) they have a new sprint guy. He used to be the tubby one. Now he has a fro and acne.
--- Quote from: valley_parade on 27 Feb 2008, 05:29 ---"I think there's a monster in the closet. But don't worry, daddy. The antioxidants will protect me."
Yeah, FUCK YOU THEY WILL LITTLE GIRL.
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I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL.
Obviously, you don't know the realism in that.
Little kids to that shit. It's awesome.
I fucking hate J. G. Wentworth Commercials. They're cheap and uncreative. At least Headon had a gimmick, even if it was an annoying one.
But J. G. Wentworth's "It's my money and I need it now," shit pisses me off. All I can see is wannabe actors at the casting call, repeating the same damn line over and over and over again. I hate actors. >[
singeivoire:
I have an overwhelming hatred for all commercials created for Nutrasystem: Nourish.
Gramatically incorrect testimonials from twig-thin bimbos and aging jocks who only seem concerned with restoring their libido through mail order diet foods.
"I went from a size 8 to a size 4!" Yes, because size 8 means you're a friggin heifer. (sarcasm, sarcasm, drip, drip)
I will sit on you and squash you with my gorgeous, curvy arse.
jill the ripper:
--- Quote from: monkandmovies13 on 18 Feb 2008, 13:39 ---EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN THREE NINE THREE
FOUR, FOUR, FOUR,
EIGHT!!!
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See, when I hear that, I just think "EIGHT SEVEN SIX FIVE THREE OH- NI- I- I- I- INNNNENEE"
...I don't think I was even born then, which says something.
--- Quote from: singeivoire on 27 Feb 2008, 08:37 ---I have an overwhelming hatred for all commercials created for Nutrasystem: Nourish.
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The only real thing those programs do, is control your portions. :/
And charge insane amounts of money for it.
And people buy them.
Jesus H. Christ. I hate those to. Those are going on my list.
AND. Commercial I lovveeee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lH-5UP3I8k
Muskrat121:
Unless anyone else here is from Cleveland, OH you won't know this one.
But late at night you can see comericals for Norton Furniture. When you're tired or drunk or both they can be quite terrifying.
A sample: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4jubP3t27IQ
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j2z1YroJTRE&feature=related
idiolect:
--- Quote from: singeivoire on 27 Feb 2008, 08:37 ---I will sit on you and squash you with my gorgeous, curvy arse.
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Hahaha! Word to that. Some of those commercials have people who look *fine* in the before pictures. If my first thought upon seeing you is "Holy crap, I could break you," it's probably not a good thing.
--- Quote from: jill the ripper on 27 Feb 2008, 09:03 ---"EIGHT SEVEN SIX SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH- NI- I- I- I- INNNNENEE"
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Fixed that for you.
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