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Unsurprisingly, The Speed Racer Film Looks Garish And Terrifying

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Johnny C:












Oh, and for poos and giggles, John Goodman as Pop:



Trailer watchable here. Of course, I use "watchable" in the loosest sense of the word. Thanks, Wachowski Brothers, for making possibly one of the ugliest movies I've ever looked at.

Scandanavian War Machine:
oh fuck no they didn't


and Christina Ricci, i used to think you were hot. now...i just don't know.

Johnny C:
It doesn't help that they've given her a haircut like Moe Howard's.

KvP:
I'm reminded of Lazytown.


Save your money and buy Death Race 2000, or something.

Tom:
Wachowski brothers fail at everything they do. They try to be arty, fun and provide a serious amount of action but they just can't, and never will, pull it off.

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