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Unsurprisingly, The Speed Racer Film Looks Garish And Terrifying

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bryanthelion:
[quote author=Johnny C link=topic=18373.msg572938#msg572938 date=1197161549

... and dialogue that doesn't even make an attempt at realism. The only lines I didn't rankle at were delivered by John Goodman.
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Your right, its not attempting at realisim. Because its not supposed to, I think this movie would be 2000 times worse if it tried to be real and edgy.

Emaline:
The first thing I focus on in that John Goodman picture is his freaking boobs. What the hell? Where did he get such big boobs?


Anyway, I agree with the comment about them talking faster.

KvP:

--- Quote from: Emaline on 08 Dec 2007, 19:44 ---The first thing I focus on in that John Goodman picture is his freaking boobs. What the hell? Where did he get such big boobs?

--- End quote ---
If I were to venture a guess, I'd say it would have something to do with the fact that he is well overweight.

Emaline:
He has been fat for awhile though, and has never had boobs like that.



Anyway, after watching some videos, I decided that this movie better have a lot of "gasp! pause". I'll be pretty disappointed if it doesn't.

Johnny C:

--- Quote from: thatwittygeek on 08 Dec 2007, 19:07 ---I think this movie would be 2000 times worse if it tried to be real and edgy.

--- End quote ---

Look. If you want your fucking cars to race upside down and in weird hellish CGI landscapes while Christina Ricci alks around with a bad mannequin hairdo, fine. I will accept this. But if you're movie's going to be painful to listen to and to look at then you fucked up! You fucked up.

I honestly don't know how you could watch the trailer and think, "They could have made worse decisions!" They already made the worst decisions. They have made a series of the worst decisions.

I mean, it's probably going to be unintentionally hilarious, but right now it looks more garish than Across The Universe and that's saying something.

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