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Unsurprisingly, The Speed Racer Film Looks Garish And Terrifying

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Johnny C:

--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 09 Dec 2007, 11:26 ---Johnny did you never even watch Speed Racer as a kid?

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I did. It was cheap, not cheap and hideous. Plus it was a fucking anime so it had an excuse for looking like that.

ImRonBurgundy?:

--- Quote from: Sam on 09 Dec 2007, 10:30 ---
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Okay, seriously, I can't stop coming back to this picture.  What is that coming out from behind his head?  An explosion?  A doily?

Ozymandias:

--- Quote from: Johnny C on 09 Dec 2007, 22:27 ---I did. It was cheap, not cheap and hideous. Plus it was a fucking anime so it had an excuse for looking like that.

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You are wrong about your entire life.

Inlander:

--- Quote from: ImRonBurgundy? on 09 Dec 2007, 23:00 ---What is that coming out from behind his head?  An explosion?  A doily?

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The picture demonstrates that thoughts go into Speed Racer's head in straight lines and come out as racing cars so fast that they cannot be represented within the confines of conventional geometry. This demonstrates how much Speed Racer embodies the race. The, uh, speedy race.

ImRonBurgundy?:
By that interpretation, Speed Racer's dialogue would consist entirely of him yelling "VROOOOOOOOOOMMMM!" constantly.  Which would be infinitely more watchable.

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