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Eris:
It seems that Primary school was full of strange kids, who seemed to make day to day life that little bit more amusing. This thread is where you can share some of the more amusing stories about them!

When I was in year 4 there was a girl in my class, Renee, who had ADD and frequently 'forgot' to take her medication. The rest of our class would always try and work her up just before our language teacher would turn up to try and teach us French, in the hopes that Renee would do something either a) amusing, or b) bad enough that it would disrupt the class and we wouldn't have to do any work.

One day she grabbed onto a girl's hair, and refused to let go. Annie was about half the size of Renee, so she didn't really have any chance of getting her to let go. It ended up that someone was sent to go get our regular teacher, who took her up to see the Principal. Seeing as Renee (understandably) refused to go, Mr Brien had to pick her up and carry her over his shoulder out of the room. The sight of a rather tall man, carrying an 11-year-old over one shoulder was amusing enough, but Renee still had hold of Annie's hair, so she was forced to follow them out of the room too. That was the end of French for that day.


I also was once grabbed by a large girl with Downe's Syndrome and dragged about the playground while she refused to let go of me and declared I was her boyfriend. Luckily for me one of the guys who was also in the Special Unit was able to get her to let go of my wrist, thankfully before my hand went entirely blue from the lack of circulation. The same girl once picked up a kindergarterner and proceeded to carry her around, saying she was her baby, while the poor kid was bawling.

ledhendrix:
In our primary school if someone was to pick a fight with you, you weren't supposed to fight back. Needless to say this rule kind of didn't work because if someone starts hitting you, you aren't just gonna sit there and take it and then go tell a teacher about it.
 
This didn't work out so well for me as i was the kid that got picked on and bullied by the other kids, my nickname throughout the whole of primary school was "Robbie the Jobby". So i used to get into a lot of fights and normally they would end up with me being the winner. This always caused problems because me being the winner, i was the least damaged over all so i got most of the stick every time i got into a fight. Primary school was really shit for me.

fatty:
I used to read a book while walking around in primary school, among other things.

PacoSees:
My first girlfriend was in sixth grade at Catholic school.

We started a trend of sneaking into the church balcony to make out in between classes and such.

pen:
My first boyfriend was also in the sixth grade.  Looking back, he had the best/worst name ever.  Dustin McBroom.  It still makes me laugh.  We went on dates to the library.

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