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Boro_Bandito:
Like with my uncle and his lunchmeat. Seriously.
When they ask you the questions when crossing the border, you answers should always be no.
"Do you have any illegal firearms or explosives?"
No
"Are you carrying any illegal immigrants on board your vehicle?"
No
"Do you have any fruits, vegetables or meat products in your vehicle?"
Yes, I mean no, shit!
He had to dump his bologna, true story.
Slick:
When I came back from Spain, this girl who was in my group who I wasn't too fond of held us up re-entering the country because she declared her granola bars.
Snack granola bars.
Five out of six of which she'd already eaten.
I, on the other hand, smuggled in an extra hundred plus cigarettes and cigarillos more than I was supposed to be able to. I did not declare them.
I'm bad-ass like that.
Then I gave them away to friends and watched them choke on european smokes.
When deciding on which cigarettes to buy, I settled on the ones advertising '100% Negro Tobacco'.
Blue Kitty:
Be careful who you are with as well. A friend of mine told me that they stopped his father's car under the suspicion that his father was kidnapping his step brother when he was bringing him back to the states. Said they had him holed up in customs for four hours.
0bsessions:
Shane, Rachel...we are going to have an absolute BLAST at customs, guys!
valley_parade:
o/
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