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Jimmy the Squid:
Maybe just move all their stuff out on to the street and move someone else into their room. Also change the locks. When they come back claim that you don't know who they are. If it is an apartment you might have to pay off some off the neighbours to go along with the "prank".

Dissy:
Not a money-lending story, but definitely a crazy housemate.

I met this guy almost four years ago when I first moved out of my parents house.  I rented a room from a family friend, and this guy was as well.  He was a nice guy, and all, but a little off the reservation.  Since he was 15, he never spent more than 6 months in the same place, he had been jumping around states attending a semester of college in whatever city he came to.  He rode his bike everywhere.  End of semester comes, he moves out.

Now, a year and a half ago, he comes back to attend my uni again.  He bought some house a mile away from the uni, and claims to have fallen in love with the state.  Then one day, in the middle of the semester, he's biking to class through a "shifty" neighborhood, and is approached by three men.  The men attempt to mug him.  He decks one of them, breaks the second's elbow, and the third runs off, but not before they break four ribs and destroys his ankle.

bujiatang:
One of the best pranks, was to paper mache over the door, painting it to match the walls.

"where is your room? well, where did you leave it last?"

mayfly:
I had a really terrible roommate who just moved out a few weeks ago. *celebration dance*

She co-signed a 1 year lease with me, and decided to skip out 6 months early, giving me 11 days notice. Then, the next day I got fired from my job (okay, not her fault, but still really bad timing). The best part is, her parents gave her several thousand dollars for Christmas but didn't "allow" her to pay rent with it, because her mother thought I was scamming her.

"But we're still friends, right?" Uhh.... what? Sorry. You lost friend privileges when you basically stole $600 from me. Not to mention she destroyed her blinds and spilled something on the nice hardwood floors that is not coming off, so I'm not going to be getting all (if any) of my damage deposit back.

anditsdiscontents:
my housemate takes stupid large amounts of acid (i've done acid before, but this is something else).
that might be alright by itself but it's all he ever talks about now, about his "visions" and how he can heal people by laying hands on them, which is so bloody tedious.
he once took a "heroic dose" and trashed our lounge room, wrote stuff in permanent marker on our TV, and stuck some of his own bizarre and awful artwork up in our lounge room.

he's moving to newtown next month, which is great, because we were going to have a Discussion About Drugs In The House. THAT would have been horrible, not only because i like to take drugs very occasionally, but because the dude concerned is sociopathically clever and manipulative and usually has to win every argument. so basically he would have rhetorically speared us through the guts.

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