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Crazy house/flatmate?
Liz:
Why don't you and Gabbly just get a room already?
Gabbly:
ElIzZyBeTh (girl damn, why do you not spell your name like that all the time? With the double zs and the y!?) girl I would give it to you if I had but I do not anymore and that is the cold hard truth when you roll with cold hard bitches like Adium. You're more than welcome to mine, as always, for a lady.
Misconception, girlfriend, why don't you quit taking your shit out on me? Go get yourself in your therapy, and quit being such a dick (sucker) yourself.
Slick, I don't need you to get my back. You go fight your own battles, you got plenty to speak. I don't need your pity.
Liz:
Hey Gabbly.
Up yours.
Gabbly:
HEY MISCONCEPTION, WHY DON'T YOU GO FELATE SOME PUPPIES. I HEAR THEY LIKE IT WHEN YOU PRACTICE ON THEM.
HEY MISCONCEPTION, WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY TAG ON THE FREEWAY. WITH YOUR FAVORITE PUPPY.
HEY MISCONCEPTION, I HEARD THAT THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO A MACDONALDS THEY CLOSED UP SHOP. BECAUSE YOU ATE EVERYTHING. BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY FAT. BECAUSE YOU EAT PUPPIES ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME.
dennis:
I just wish my roommate would spend time at her boyfriend's place instead of vice versa.
Also if she would stop ashing in any convenient dish and leaving soggy butts in the kitchen sink.
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