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Videos you cannot believe you own
mrjoegangles:
Still can't believe I bought Bloodrayne. I saw it at a movie store and I said to myself.
"Self"
"Yes Joe"
"Isn't that the girl from T-3"
"Why, yes it is Joe" (At this point try to imagine my inner dialogue has a dignified British accent. I Do)
"Lets get it"
Are, you sure Joe. It does say Uve Boll on the cover
"Ewww. But look Billy Zane. Its fucking Zane, how bad can it be?"
"True. But even Billy needs to work, and who knows when they will come up with a sequal to Titanic"
"Yeah. It does come with a free game though"
"A free Bloodrayne game"
"Wow, I guess I shouldnt get it then. Thankyou self"
"No problem Joe"
"Wait, is that Michael Madsen on the cover?"
"Use the Visa, I like the bonus miles"
churrosavenger:
Open Water
Ew. Worst Movie EVER.
Skyrocket:
Bubblegum Crisis: Hurricane Live on a really screwed up (but legit) VHS tape that's almost impossible to watch. And not just because the Japanese girls in it can't dance, have almost no stage presence and don't know how to hold a mic correctly.
On the up side, the music is still fun j-pop rock. It's just best when you listen to the the CD.
OMGmyFACE:
I have a Christopher Lambert collection...
I collect Christopher Lambert movies...
I am serious, I hosted a small film festival at my college called Lambert Day twice. Do you have any idea how trashed you can get playing Christopher Lambert drinking games?
(also, I own most of the videos mentioned in this thread. And am jealous of the poster above me. Which is wow.)
Dissy:
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:
Ghost Rider
Yes, I bought it cause it was on sale and came with MIB:II and I had not seen Ghost RIder at the time. Oops, my bad.
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