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öde:
The strange thing is I love flying yet I am afraid of heights.
ledhendrix:
I would like my body to mutate so that i would have webbed fingers and toes and gills and maybe super insulated skin so that i would be able to go underwater huge periods at a time. I would essentially be a seal but i can live with that. Flying would also be cool, i think almost everybody would love to fly though, the skies would get pretty crowded.
On the subject of mutants. Has anyone else noticed the similarity between the movie 28 days later and the book The day of the triffids. Aside from the different "mutants" i found them to be very similar indeed.
Spinless:
The ability to be really healthy. It'd be great. I wouldn't eat large quantities of red meat, I'd get enough sleep and sun and drink enough water to have a healthy complexion, sleep properly and have a healthy weight and good muscle tone from exercise.
Shame that it's only a dream.
calenlass:
Man I would love to fly. Specifically, I would love to have wings (and.. hollow bones, I guess?). Wings with feathers, although scaly dragonwings would be pretty excellent, too.
Hey Dan, you wanna go flying together?
Lunchbox:
I was going to go with my general mutant response about teleporting! I could cut in lines, go to every QC meet, wait tables so much more efficiently, enter high security vaults, leave high-security prisons... but then I realised that I really, really like driving and giving that up would be kind of crummy.
I'll have to think about this one.
However, Tommy, I do have a suggestion for yours! Instead of having the petrol come out of your mouth, it should come out of your butt. It would be much less messy, and instead of spending hours of your day vomiting and not being able to get anything else done, you could just sit on a toilet-style receptacle and do a crossword or get those blowjobs. You'd have to have some sort of seal around the bowl though so the Parisian ladies would not pass out from fumes.
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