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Dissy:
Sad news... Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community...

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a crust-y old man and a little flaky at times, he was still considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

calenlass:
no puns allowed sorry


euphemisms only

Inlander:

--- Quote from: Dissy on 29 Jan 2008, 15:18 ---He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

--- End quote ---

Sounds like an elderly transvestite.

Keep at it you old tart, you brave pioneer!

calenlass:
My google search for "poptart in drag" and "poptart drag queen" were totally not worth it. How has no one ever done this.

sean:
Rule 34 guys?

Let's get on this!

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