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Hat:
Lunchy that is fucking terrifying
It was the Queens Birthday yesterday and my boss got wind of the fact that I own union jack underpants. She told me to wear them on the outside of my pants to work. Then she asked me if I wanted to wear a cape while I was working. I was all FUCK YES
Fletch:
Did you uhh ... spill something on those boxers?
Aminal:
The only thing he spilled on them was love for his country.
Hat:
You can't tell this from the photo because of the black uniform, but I am actually COVERED in beer in that photo. A faulty coupling on a keg led to me being sprayed with beer, and this is not an entirely uncommon experience for me at work.
Also I would like to point out that I am Australian, and a few English people were in that day. Their reactions varied from horror to amusement. One of them even bought me a drink after I knocked off!
I had to tuck my shirt into the boxers though because people kept telling me how brave/ridiculous it was of me to wear a union jack skirt to work and I really couldn't have been bothered to explain they were underpants and I was British Superman, although we have a long history of cross dressing on theme nights, which is strange for such a straight laced pub.
I just wish I could find the photo of me from our back to school party, carrying three cartons of liquor up a flight of stairs, wearing a schoolgirls outfit, while random drunk people around me wonder what the fuck is going on.
Jimmy the Squid:
Lunchbox! Get back to the abyss from whence you crawled!
I'm not very good at photoshop...
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