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Stupid Things My Friends Have Done (WARNING! TALE OF EXTREME ANIMAL CRUELTY)
Dissy:
Once upon a time, when Dissy was an ickle sophomore in High School, he and his friends convinced a "mutual" friend (the guy was an asshole) To snort an entire Pixie Stick. The guy was high from the weed and tobaccy he smoked inscesently. He agreed to do it if we paid him on the order of 50 bucks, for the whole thing. He got one snort, then his eyes buldged out then proceded to run in a circle yelling "OH, MY GAWD, IT BURNS! IT BURNS! WITH A CITRUSY FLAME!" We didn't pay him, but instead laughed hysterically at him about it almost everyday.
Boro_Bandito:
In my 9th grade biology class me and my friends were bored and chewing gu (class hadn't started yet). Then I, the intelligent person I am, realize that there was a power outlet underneath our lab table and that chewing gum wrappers have aluminum foil in the design. So I carefully separated the foil from the wax paper, folded it up into to prongs, reached for the hole.... *BAM*. I must've got blown back a couple feet, the outlet was smoking a little and my fingertips on that hand were blackened for like a week after. The teacher wasn't in the room during any of this, and none of the other kids talked, just laughed, so I got away with it. I heard of another kid getting suspended for doing something similar.
Also, in my sophomore year on July 4, me and my brother were out visiting our friends (also two brothers) who lived on the outskirts of town (which, if you know lubbock is basically semi-arid strips of dead land and cotton fields, perfectly flat.) Well, we bought a bunch of fireworks since it was outside city limits and we took them there. After launching off single bottlerockets and jumping jacks and whatever for a while, we got a little bored of it and so decided to put our creative minds together. We grabbed one of the younger brother's old teddy bears and more or less using tape and string tied about 30 bottle rockets around it, all facing the same direction so it looked like this massive, hulking rocket frankenstein. Then we packed in a bunch of smaller fireworks (whistlers, jumping jacks, M30s and black cats) and used newspaper to secure them on top. We cobbled together all of the fuses of the bottle rockets so we could light is at once and set it on top of this piled of dirt and cement chunks about 30 yards from their house that was about 15 feet high, and basically made it into a launchpad. I lit it on top of the hill, and scrambled down as fast as I could, and we all watched as this hulking beast slowly wobbled into the air for a few seconds, and then exploded, which we realized too late that all of the smaller ones would then be set loose. They sort of raned down on us, and so we ran, not nearly all of them were lit, but still another part of the stupid moment. None of us got hurt, but we could have very easily.
Note: No actual live animals were harmed during either of these anecdotes, unless you consider humans to be animals still and then it was really only me.
Runs_With_Scissors:
Naked sledding.
Explains itself.
ledhendrix:
My friend was cycling down a hill in the rain and decided that he didn't like getting rain in his eyes so he closed them. He got to the bottom of the hill fine then hit the kerb and came flying off.I was a bit annoyed that he only broke his pinky, doing something that stupid deserves a lot more pain.
supersheep:
The snorting of salt, not smart. Also I got rolled down a building site in a barrel once.
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