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Stupid Things My Friends Have Done (WARNING! TALE OF EXTREME ANIMAL CRUELTY)

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clockworkjames:


I had a BB gun that I took apart and put stronger stuff in. Made it shoot alot further but was totally inaccurate after 20 yards.

Friends had a few too.

Emaline:

--- Quote from: Misconception on 30 Jan 2008, 18:23 ---Get some new goddamn friends. That's disgusting.

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Seriously. I don't care how long I've been best friends with someone. If they did this shit, I would probably never talk to them again. That story is revolting.

tania:
man, i love my friends and everything but i have literally mountains of these from living/hanging out with them. there's definitely lots more but just off the top of my head right now:

- forgetting a kettle on the stove and subsequently nearly burning the house down

- putting a pizza in the oven and then falling asleep immediately after, also nearly burning the house down

- putting a metal pot in the microwave and leaving the room for an extended period of time, also nearly burning the house down

- mistaking the stairs for the washroom and urinating down them

- mistaking a jacket pocket for the washroom (how?!) and urinating into it

- writing on our fridge "TRY TO REMEMBER TO GIVE IAN MASSAGES" with permanent marker on the pretence that any marker found remotely near a fridge must automatically be water soluble (not surprisingly, tommy actually blamed this on me for leaving sharpie markers in the kitchen)

- accidently feeding ian (mentioned above) peanuts despite his near-deadly peanut allergy... repeatedly

i know none of these seem particularily remarkable but you have to keep in mind they happen on at least a weekly, sometimes daily, basis. i don't really know how to justify my continuous tolerance of it. i guess in person said friends are really a lot more loveable than they sound.

jhocking:

--- Quote from: ephemere on 31 Jan 2008, 18:38 ---- forgetting a kettle on the stove and subsequently nearly burning the house down

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Did it melt? I've melted pots that way.

Multiple times.

Refer to my previous post where I noted that my friends probably have a lot more of these sorts of stories about me than I do about them.

tania:
oh it definitely melted. after much screaming and arm flailing we managed to get rid of the kettle and later discovered this big ball of metal inside the element. it took about 30 seconds to realise that this was all the metal from the kettle that had melted and then cooled down and solidified into a big ball. fucking surreal.

i bought an electric kettle to replace the melted one but honestly, with my housemates' track record i wouldn't be surprised at all if this somehow ended up on fire in the near future. disappointed, maybe.

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