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captain zoe:
We had a caucus here. It was dumb as shit because nobody in my district knew what the hell they were doing. I'm pretty certain the numbers that came out of my district were wrong, and that is extremely lame. People were leaving after the straw poll (which is not the actual delegate vote) and shit like that. Ugh it was frustrating. I wish we had just had an effing primary.
Democracy inaction. (yes I spaced that right.)
RobbieOC:
Registered independents like myself don't get to vote in Oklahoma primaries. I knew this when I regiestered, but for some reason I didn't realize that it was a dumb thing to do. No vote = no sticker.
I will be changing my registration before the next primaries. :roll:
Kai:
We had a caucus here in Kansas too. The state decided they didn't have enough money to put on a primary, so they decided to just have a caucus. It was pretty terribly organized--entire districts had to file into a building that due to fire codes could only have 150 ish people in at a time. And I think they underestimated the number of people in oh-so-red Kansas who would come and vote for the democratic nominee. So you ended up with probbaly 3000 or more people lining up to try and get into this tiny little building.
This was all in freezing rain, mind you.
I was in line 2 and a half hours.
Best first vote ever.
David_Dovey:
--- Quote from: Votergasm dot com --- * Pledge-fulfilling sex must be consensual, legal, and generous. And safe. And hot.
* Acceptable sexual positions include, but are not limited to: missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, leapfrog, butterfly, humpback whale, cling wrap, squashing of the deck chair, accordion, reverse piggy-back, advanced ("twin") leapfrog. Male-male, female-female, group, and oral variations of these positions can also be used to satisfy the pledge.
* Taking the pledge indicates a good-faith effort to abide by its provisions. Pledge-takers who have violated withholding provisions become effective non-voters, and are barred from sex with fellow pledge-takers.
* Pledge-takers who fail to vote are forbidden from masturbating. (Exemption: pledge-takers who are not eligible to vote are encouraged to masturbate frequently.)
* "Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad.
* Non-voters may render themselves eligible for sex with American Heroes by voting at least twice in local, primary, and/or 2006 congressional races. Those voting in only one such race qualify to perform, but not receive, oral sex on American Heroes.
* Achievement of a Votergasm during election-night sex is probable, but not guaranteed. Those encountering difficulty reaching Votergasm are encouraged to slow things down, talk about it, and reduce the pressure. Other techniques include the use of massage oils, toys, "dirty talk," "ballot stuffing," and "exit polls."
* Per the U.S. Constitution, children conceived on election night are eligible for gigantic interest-free loans from the U.S. government, and special t-shirts.
--- End quote ---
HURR
Liz:
Ballot stuffing.
Exit polls.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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