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Suggestions on how Faye can top Sven
Joybee:
Perhaps counterattacking with Beyonce would do the trick.
I'm thinking Bootylicious by Destiny's Child.
Apple Pie:
--- Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 08 Feb 2008, 13:47 ---I can't be the only one who read this title and didn't about music first.
--- End quote ---
No, no you weren't.
I suppose if she wanted to be ironic, she could sing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy...as that song reeeeeeally describes Sven's love history. Another song that might work is "I never liked you (even when I tried to)" by The Rogue Traders - but that's an Aussie song, so I don't know how many people overseas may have heard it.
kurzon:
Short Dick Man by 20 Fingers?
Oh, I know - Instant Karma by the Beatles. If anyone can top hip-hop it's John Lennon.
--- Quote ---Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,
What in the world you thinking of,
Laughing in the face of love,
What on earth you tryin' to do,
It's up to you, yeah you.
Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,
How in the world you gonna see,
Laughin' at fools like me,
Who on earth d'you think you are,
A super star,
Well, right you are.
--- End quote ---
Oh, or Infra-red by Placebo
--- Quote ---One last thing before I shuffle off the planet,
I will be the one to make you crawl,
So I came down to wish you and unhappy birthday.
Someone call the ambulance..There's gonna be an accident.
I'm coming up on infrared, there is no running that can hide you,
Coz I can see in the dark.
I'm coming up on infrared, forget your running, I will find you.
One more thing before we start the final face-off,
I will be the one to watch you fall,
So I came down to crash and burn your bagger's banquet.
Someone call the ambulance..There's gonna be an accident.
I'm coming up on infrared, there is no running that can hide you,
Coz I can see in the dark.
I'm coming up on infrared, forget your running, I will find you.
(find you)
--- End quote ---
Heh, or if she decided to come on to him: Not Afraid of Romance by Machine Gun Fellatio.
Ah, the possibilities of this game are endless. :lol:
raoullefere:
Or Faye could counter Sven with his own means of support by singing the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Your Hands to Yourself".
The only problem is the relationships posited in the lyrics, should Sven elect to take her seriously.
I hearby demand points for cramming a whacky-titled country-pop song and the word posited into the same post with a straight face.
Doug S. Machina:
Hell, I did the wacky-titled country song a few posts ago. Can you fit "egregious" in here?
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