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Alex C:
I'd have the Wayans brothers beaten on the "strength" of White Chicks alone, personally. Man, was that movie a bad idea. I remember how we were all sitting around at a friend's apartment when a guy we knew showed up with it. We couldn't make it past 20 minutes.

frunK:

--- Quote from: Kid van Pervert on 24 Feb 2008, 20:59 ---Actually, the Wayans Brothers were only responsible for the first few Scary Movies. And their own films, of course.

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GOOD ENOUGH!
*Staps on his nad kicking boot* Get in the van!

Narr:

--- Quote from: bryanthelion on 24 Feb 2008, 14:47 ---Aeon Flux wasnt a terrible movie

It was just subpar.

Ultraviolet though. That was god-awful.

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Gotcha.

Ultraviolet is the turd of movies in my circle of friends.  Around the time it came out, there wasn't anything worth seeing but we had like 6 people that all wanted to go see a movie.  One friend goes "Well, Ultraviolet came out.  I haven't read any reviews but it seems like it'll be a decent brainless action movie."

Oh god was he wrong.

It was literally the first time I went theater-hopping in my life, mostly because I don't feel like watching another movie if I'm satisfied with the one I went to go see.  We were so angry we wasted money on that film, we went in to watch Final Destination 3, and it was great by comparison.

That is how awful Ultraviolet was.

Muskrat121:
I just saw Jumper with some friends.

My buddy had the best reaction I've ever seen to a movie.  As the credits began to roll and loud enough for the whole theater to hear him, "Fuck that movie!  Seriously.  Fuck it!"

It was terrible.  I've seen movies that don't make a whole lot of sense but yet are wicked awsome.  But this movie made no sense because nothing that anyone ever did in it was the smart thing to do.  Everyone made poor decisions and none of the "jumpers" thought it woudl be a good idea at any point to jump into, say, a gun store and get a bunch of guns and start wasting people.

Sam Jackson was amazing, as always.

jill the ripper:
Another movie that a lot (a lot a lot a lot)  of people seem to like and I thought was plain terrible was Ghost World.
As was said above, nobody made any rational decisions, and were all terrible people. It made me want to hurt myself.

Worse than that was that a friend of mine showed it to me, and it's just about his favorite movie. I didn't want to hurt his feelings and say I hated it, but it sucked.
No sympathy or empathy for any of those characters.

Maybe a little for the Scarlett Johansen character, because she was the most sane.

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