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Terrible Movies Thread
frunK:
--- Quote from: Muskrat121 on 25 Feb 2008, 11:23 ---I just saw Jumper with some friends.
My buddy had the best reaction I've ever seen to a movie. As the credits began to roll and loud enough for the whole theater to hear him, "Fuck that movie! Seriously. Fuck it!"
It was terrible. I've seen movies that don't make a whole lot of sense but yet are wicked awsome. But this movie made no sense because nothing that anyone ever did in it was the smart thing to do. Everyone made poor decisions and none of the "jumpers" thought it woudl be a good idea at any point to jump into, say, a gun store and get a bunch of guns and start wasting people.
Sam Jackson was amazing, as always.
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Reminds me of my reaction as the credits started to roll at AVP2.
"ALIENS VERSES PREDATOR MY FUCKING ASS! MORE LIKE WHINY BITCH HUMANS HOGGING THE FUCKING CAMERA AND BITCHING ABOUT HOW THEY SUCK!"
Seriously, AVP2 sucked so fucking bad, if i wanted to watch that kind of movie I would have just rented scream. or maybe a sleepaway camp movie.
Dimmukane:
That movie was awesome because of the sheer amount of alien semen being forced down people's throats.
Muskrat121:
I enjoyed it a lot more than AVP 1, probably because I was expecting it to be awful. The part in the hospital though was probably the most disturbing.
Faker:
I am genuinely tempted to see AVP2.
I went to see AVP thinking it was gonna be rubbish but hoping against hope that it would kick arse, but my god that was awful. And when the end threw up the possibility of a sequel, and I mean "threw up" litterally, it actually vomited the idea into my lap like a drunk baby, I thought "Dear God, they must be kidding, no-one will pay to see this shite twice".
But having heard that AVP2 is even worse, and one review I read said it was an early but strong contender for worst film of the year, part of my brain clicked and went "Surely it can't be that much worse".
Tempted...
Lines:
Oh, it's worse. It is definitely so much worse.
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