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frunK:
Gothika, a movie so fucking bad that not only did they have to make up a word BUT THEY COULD NOT SPELL SAID MADE UP WORD CORRECTLY!
Halle Berry is responsible for me being the full-of-hate cynical jerk that I am today, something snapped in me when I sat through this and now I hate everything. Here's the scene that is missing from the ending of Gothika
JUDGE :mrgreen:
HALLE BERRY  :-D

 :mrgreen: You stand before the court for escaping the insane asylum TWICE assaulting numerous guards while doing so and not only that the double murder of your husband AND local law enforcement, how do you plead?
 :-D Not guilty because they were rapists
 :mrgreen: Bitch you trippin, that's vigilante shit right there
 :-D But it's okay because my abusive teenage girlfriend who is also a ghost told me to do it.
 :mrgreen: Oh, in that case your free to go, have a fucking sandwich!

Oh and fred dirst ruins Behind Blue Eyes.
That guy should be kicked in the nads on live Japanese TV, I say Japanese TV because the Japanese would do it right and add zany sound effects if they were to make kicking fred dirst in the nuts a TV event.

axerton:
Pretty much anything with Jim Carry, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Will Smith or Eddie Murpy in them. There are of course exceptions, Spanglish was passable and The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind would have to be one of my favorite movies ever.

Matrix 2 and 3
PotC 2 and, presumably, 3
King Aurthur (the one with Keria Knightly - for that matter everything she's been in since PotC1 and Love Actually, though this may not actually be her fault)
Kingdom of Heaven

Also I will add my vote to the pile of liquid shit that is the new craze for ripoff movies (scary movie ect) the only acceptable ones would be Not Another Teen Movie and Spaceballs

Oh and almost every 'mocumentry' every made. 

frunK:
HEY! This Is Spinal Tap kicks ass!

Dimmukane:
So did Best in Show, and pretty much any other Guest Mockumentary.

celticgeek:
I thought that A Mighty Wind did pretty well for a mocumentary, too.  It was obvious that they loved the folk genre.

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