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Faker:
--- Quote from: Fletch on 05 Mar 2008, 02:38 ---Matrix 2 & 3: Damn I'm glad someone else said that ... no one else I've mentioned it to agrees. I think they're in denial.
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I think one good movie could be made out of the two of these, unfortunately they didn't do that, so instead of one very good, possibly great movie, we got two shitty ones.
warofthebees:
The New World...I saw the preview and thought "Indians versus Knights!? AWESOME." Then, when I got the chance to watch it, it bored me so powerfully I went into a coma.
The Good Sheperd. Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci crawling out of wherever he's been hiding since Lethal Weapon 4, all to make a movie about the formation of the CIA...it sounds exciting, but you'll need to read a graduate thesis on Cold War Intelligence Offices to understand the plot.
Epic Movie...hurt. From the parody of Lazy Sunday that dated the movie so badly that it may as well have put the release date on it, to the constant "I think Rap Jokes are funny!" jokes, it just hurt. I bought it on bootleg, and when it was done, I literally burned the disc so it wouldn't harm anyone else. "2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie!" The wrong two.
War was pretty bad, too. Why is Jason Statham (who is so obivously British), constantly playing an American FBI agent? Nothing against the British, but really, there's no American Action stars who can play an FBI Agent Who Plays By His Own Rules To Catch An Asian Gang Member? Also, why is it that whenever there's a cheesy action movie, the gang of choice is always Triads or Yakuza?
I agree with the Boondocks Saints reference. I don't know that it sucked, but it's given way way way too much credit.
Also, Super Mario Brothers: The Movie may have been bad, but I still love it.
CEOVanilla:
Super Mario Brothers was so bad that it was good. As for the Matrix program, I saw it once and thought it was boring. I've never seen the sequels.
Fletch:
--- Quote ---Why is Jason Statham (who is so obivously British), constantly playing an American FBI agent? Nothing against the British, but really, there's no American Action stars who can play an FBI Agent Who Plays By His Own Rules To Catch An Asian Gang Member? Also, why is it that whenever there's a cheesy action movie, the gang of choice is always Triads or Yakuza?
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I've seen his stuff, and I pretty much just assumed/pretended he was British in the film & enjoyed the explosions. I couldn't sit through 15 minutes of Transporter, though.
Not in memory - who would you prefer to see starring in the next film to copy this role?
Correct me if I'm wrong; They're not American & easily recognisable. There aren't too many racial gang stereotypes to choose from, iirc. Hollywood latches on to stereotypes when a movie is successful with them (even if that's not what made the movie successful) from what I hear ...
Alex C:
MOAR 80s, PEOPLE!
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:-D
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