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Terrible Movies Thread
muteKi:
I thought the MST3K version was HILARIOUS "And now the Manos Womens' Guild will reenact..." had me in stiches.
Also, if you have not seen Black Supaman, you must. Immediately. It's Master P's take on a superhero movie.
RedLion:
You would think this would be one of those "so-awful-it's-amazing" movies. But no, it isn't. It's just..awful.
warofthebees:
That looks like one of those movies you see in that weird movie store at the corner, the one no one really goes in, but for some reason is still in business. Usually there's 3 or 4 guys outside, arguing about something.
Also, Surf Ninjas was pretty bad. I'm gonna throw out that any combination of ninjas and surfing make for a bad movie. Which means the story of my life will never make it to the big screen.
Oh, yeah, and Stephen King's TV movie version of The Shining. I watched up until the point where Tony floated in, and then had to stop.
Border Reiver:
Big Bad Wolf
Normally, I have a soft spot for werewolf movies, but when you get to the final couple in a horror movie in 20 minutes, after 3 sim-sex scenes (with fairly marginal looking actresses), some dialogue that tries to be cheesy and bad (and fails) and one of the worst werewolf costumes I've seen since the 4 year old came around last Halloween, I had to hit the eject button and apologize to the wife....I can often turn my brain off when watching movies, but when my willing suspension of disbelief goes, "That's it! I'm outta here!" its time to go do-do.
foozlesprite:
Death Race 2000. It was an old B movie, and it was so horrid that it earns the title of best B movie ever. Horrid acting, horrid props, horrid lines, and horrid 'plot.' It was that bad. A friend and I sat and stared and laughed at the sheer horridity of it. Horrid.
(Seriously, so horrid you need to see it just so you know how horrid it is. And maybe fit in a laugh or two.)
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