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Terrible Movies Thread
mrjoegangles:
Worst Movie Ever..... Oh boy, what a thread to pop my forum cherry with.
Well I want to say BattleField Earth, but since its really just a religious recruitment film it doesn't count. (Thats right boys and girls, join the cult... I mean Church of Scientology and you too can battle 9 foot tall Jon Travolta's)
Uve Boll has come out with a literal list of bad films. (This man is doing to video game movies what ET almost did to video games)
His newest one though, Dungeon Siege: In the Name of the King, may in fact be the king of suck. The fact that this man can get A list actors to work for him is beyond amazing. I mean Sir Ben Kingsley in BloodRayne was bad.... I mean that was freaken Ghandi. But Burt "The Bandit" Reynolds!!!! How did anyone get him to do a movie that didn't involve cars in some way, shape, or form.
Krull, has my award for both best/worst movie combo. Everytime I watch it i swear it will be for the last time, its just so bad that I can't watch it anymore. And yet a week later its back in my DVD Player and I am once again slackjawed in front of the screen.
But the winner might have to be the new animation release Dragon Lance. Which to quote a friend was comparable to watching the '83 D&D cartoon while rubbing bleach into your eyes. And while we are on D&D, Mazes and Monsters comes in a close second for worst movie ever, but only because it has a young Tom Hanks in it and he somehow does the whole movie without once being intentionally funny.
KharBevNor:
--- Quote from: Apple Pie on 16 Feb 2008, 01:30 ---BLADERUNNER.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
GET OFF THE INTERNET.
NOW.
BootsyMarie:
The Crow.
Hands down.
The only reason you know the name of that movie is because of Hot Topic scenesters who think bad 80s movies about love, and lots of black, and revenge remind them of the angst they feel when their mom and dads refuse to buy them those awesome bondage pants.
You know they're parents would shop for their kid at Aeropastale. You know price isn't an issue. It's dignity. Any parent would lose a part of themself being seen with the kid who has huge, goofy looking pants, a hoodie with Eric Draven's face on it, and then have to admit that kid is their own.
Fuck you, The Crow. Fuck you.
mrjoegangles:
--- Quote from: BootsyMarie on 17 Feb 2008, 20:46 ---
Fuck you, The Crow. Fuck you.
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Is there a emoticon for a slow clap? Cause I feel the urge to start one now.
Alex C:
The Crow soundtrack could have been a lot more terrible though. Burn, Snakedriver, and Milquetoast were decent tunes.
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