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Terrible Movies Thread
Dissy:
I just saw a terrible movie this morning. It was a Sci-Fi channel "Horror" movie, so I knew it would be bad, but it had Kevin Sorbo in it. "Never Cry Werewolf." Sorbo had a total of 30 mins of camera time over the course of 2 hours, and he got top billing. The best part of the movie was character said some sort of expletive, but all of them were muted out, but, the camera would zoom in on their face as they said it.
Another horrible movie was "Minotaur." It was "let's keep part of the myth intact, but fuck everything else" movie. The main character spends the whole movie looking for his girlfriend who was kidnapped the year previous. Oh, and there is a Minotaur which he is "destined" to kill, and he is in its subterranian cave.
Lillian:
There are a lot of slasher movies on this list.
But...this movie is the worst:
Solaris. With George Clooney.
It was about fucking doorknobs and shit.
So horrid.
OcculusExInferni:
"Sahara" was indeed a grand perversion. The original "Raise the Titanic!", from what I remember of it as I was only five-ish, at least had them blowing the ship off the bottom. Think they forgot the Russians, though.
That said, Aliens: Resurrection currently tops my list of terrible films, closely followed by Beloved.
teh pwn queen:
I have to say that I must be lucky. I've seen hardly any of this movies on this thread, yay me...
With that said:
Any movie with Chris Farley in it is just so fucking horrible... I want to kick my non-exisitent nads.
Basically any sequel to any movie in the vast genre of 'horror'... name one good one and I'll name 12, or more, depending my mood.
And now for the specifics:
The Pride and Prejudice movie... the one with Keira Knightly, everything was just wrong... guess I was spoiled by the mini-series.
And Blood and Chocolate, it may have been good if I wasn't completely in love with the novel it was 'based' on. But, I did love the soundtrack, go figure.
There's a lot more, but the list is too long.
Border Reiver:
--- Quote from: teh pwn queen on 14 May 2008, 05:58 ---
Basically any sequel to any movie in the vast genre of 'horror'... name one good one
--- End quote ---
Aliens (sequel to Alien)
The Revenge of Frankenstein, 1959 (Sequel to The Curse of Frankenstein 1957)
The Brides of Dracula, 1960 (Sequel to The Horror of Dracula, 1958)
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