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Terrible Movies Thread
Lillian:
that Phantom movie nearly broke my heart with its complete bad...ness.
ugh.
LucyStag:
--- Quote from: Lillian on 13 May 2008, 18:25 ---There are a lot of slasher movies on this list.
But...this movie is the worst:
Solaris. With George Clooney.
It was about fucking doorknobs and shit.
So horrid.
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OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MOVIE. I should hate you for reminding me that it exists, but now I remember that this is in fact the worst movie ever. It's worse than "The Hotel New Hampshire", a recently watched terrible favorite, but that movie is at least (accidentally) hilarious. "Solaris" was the most fucking boring movie on the face fo the earth. Good lord.
teh pwn queen:
--- Quote from: Border Reiver on 14 May 2008, 08:50 ---
--- Quote from: teh pwn queen on 14 May 2008, 05:58 ---
Basically any sequel to any movie in the vast genre of 'horror'... name one good one
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Aliens (sequel to Alien)
The Revenge of Frankenstein, 1959 (Sequel to The Curse of Frankenstein 1957)
The Brides of Dracula, 1960 (Sequel to The Horror of Dracula, 1958)
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Hey... I didn't say that there weren't any... I just said that there are tons more lackluster sequels compared to the few gems in the pile. But if you want me to name the 36 or more for the challenge I presented... I can.
The problem is that this filmmakers happen to do well with a particular movie (or not, in some cases) so they try to bank on it by spewing out a ridiculous amount of sequels... aren't there over 9 Friday the 13th sequels? One including Jason in frikkin outer space???
Anyways, all I'm saying is that horror (I'm using the term generally) can't get the respect it should get because of all the bad apples.
Border Reiver:
Hell, the rest of the movies in those arcs are either candidates for "really bad movie", or "lackluster effort", or "did they have pictures of you performing unnatural acts with reptiles to get you to do this?" I actually did have to rack my brain for a while to get decent sequels other than Aliens. The saving grace for the other films was Peter Cushing.
I agree that sequels are generally of lesser quality than the original, and that horror flicks tend to spawn some really bad sequels - the Firday the 13th films are an excellent example, but comedy also has its bastard step children - "The Police Academy" series (the first one was OK, then they made 6 sequels using the exact same formula, and fewer people that could act to the level of a high school drama club each time....)
Reed:
Maybe it's a little too new for anyone to have see it, but Teeth was one of the most god awful movies I have ever watched....
....It's about a good christian girl who learns that her vagina has teeth....
....and uses them to castrate multiple men....
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