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frunK:
--- Quote from: Dire bacterium on 16 May 2008, 08:46 ---Maybe it's a little too new for anyone to have see it, but Teeth was one of the most god awful movies I have ever watched....
....It's about a good christian girl who learns that her vagina has teeth....
....and uses them to castrate multiple men....
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Funny, Teeth has been getting awesome critical acclaim among the horror industry.
I just remembered once time the Gimli Film Festival(hosted in my home town of Gimli, Manitoba, Canada. Not named after the dwarf of Tolkien fame) decided to have a bad and obscure Canadian horror night. The two films shown were The Corpse Eaters and the John Mikl Thor masterpiece Rock and Roll Nightmare.
Corpse eaters was a rather short, black and white zombie movie, where the dumb jock archetype character decides to impress his friends with a party trick his uncle taught him that involves satanic chanting(he just chants different names of the devil) and raising the dead. Good hokey fun.
Rock and Roll Nightmare however... oh man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYzxiS3KrY&hl=en
itsrabid:
Jumper was just plain awful.
So many things about it were wrong. In Japan, they drove on the RIGHT side of the road, and the shot of them coming out of the subway was just Times Square with the signs translated into Japanese. Not to mention the terrible plot, bad acting, and the fact that the flamethrower looked like someone had held up a match to a can of Axe, and had edited a gun over it.
Ikrik:
Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare.........jesus christ that clip was terribly funny....but much more on the terrible side.
Jumper. Are you sure that the Japan stuff wasn't Japan? They made a HUGE deal about how they filmed pretty much everything on location and how they were actually flying all across the world to make this movie. That being said the girl from the OC and Anakin Skywalker? ewwww.
And I'm DEFINITELY seeing Teeth. RT gave it 80% and I'm reading most of the reviews and.....I'm seeing this film. One guy says it's better than Saw and Hostel.
Bennett the Sage:
I hate Tim Burton movies with a passion...with a passion...
The only thing I like about Tim Burton is the fact that he made the Planet of the Apes remake, because when I meet his little fan boys/fan girls who, like mutts, wait for Burton to throw down whatever measly scraps of rotten food to them so he can delight in seeing them heartily devour the putrid filth, I can take the much indulgent pleasure of bringing up Planet of the Apes: the one scrap of said putrid filth they couldn't manage to choke down.
Sox:
--- Quote from: Ikrik on 26 May 2008, 17:14 ---Jumper. Are you sure that the Japan stuff wasn't Japan? They made a HUGE deal about how they filmed pretty much everything on location and how they were actually flying all across the world to make this movie. That being said the girl from the OC and Anakin Skywalker? ewwww.
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It was. Everything was shot on location and that is why Jumper is a way better movie than say, Indiana Jones 4. It makes a huge difference.
Hayden Christensen isn't a bad actor! I was surprised! He has been in some good movies and done a fantastic job on them. I recently found out that he was told by George Lucas NOT to act in the star wars prequels, which is really interesting.
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