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Terrible Movies Thread
Thy Dungeonman:
--- Quote from: MrBridge on 21 Aug 2008, 14:53 ---Catwoman sez hai. Meow.
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I'm gonna have to go with Blade Trinity. I loved the first two, but the third was such a joke.
I feel like I've already said this in this thread before. Oh well, I tend to block BT from memory anyway.
MrBridge:
Hmmmm.... I can forgive blade 3 for the jessica biel ness and catwoman gets + funny points for beauty cream + sharon stone = body made of stone = irony. I can forgive 2003 Hulk for Jennifer Connelly.
I am in a forgiving mood today, curse you coffee
Mad Cat:
But, I'm a cheerleader
I know, it's supposed to be like this young-n-gay social scene staple, but if I wanted to be smashed upside the head with blatant use of color to mean things, I'd go find one of those 80's era school films about the visible light spectrum. I mean, jeez! All the girls have to wear pink. All the boys have to wear blue. All the boring people have to wear brown. The whole thing is like a crayon box vomited onto celluloid, and I don't mean one of those cool, giant, 200+ color jumbo boxes of crayons. No, just a basic 12 color box of crayons is all you get throughout the entire movie. This movie is visually atrocious.
Only reason a gay guy or a straight girl would want to watch this movie: Eddie Cibrian masturbating a rake handle.
Only reason a straight guy or a gay girl would want to watch this movie: Natasha Lyonne and Clea DuVall getting it on.
Oh, and RuPaul in boy clothes.
mrjoegangles:
I just watched Postal. It was Uve Boll. I liked it. Quick someone check Hell, see if they are skiing down there.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
P.S. The part where Boll is playing himself and he's talking about Natzi gold and erections in front of children was hilarious if only cause thats what everyones opinion of him was already.
Ferc Eater:
Darkness Falls....
The Strangers also made me laugh so hard I cried.
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