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Terrible Movies Thread
BurningSky:
For me, movies fit on a sort of bell curve. At the top are serious films that are expertly directed with good acting, good characters, and a stellar plot. Movies like Amelie, WALL-E, and The Seven Samurai are at the very top. At the other end, are movies that are so freakin' terrible that they are a joy to watch. Movies like Commando, Dolemite, and, Class of 1999 II: The Substitute are on that end.
It's the movies that fall in the middle that are the worst to watch. Not amazing or laughably terrible, when the credits roll, I feel like a piece of me has died. Films like Screwed with Norm McDonald, U-571, and, and The Sentinel (with Michael Douglas and that chick from Desperate Housewives). Just boring pieces of crap that were pushed through development to make a quick buck or a bad comedian's failed attempt to carry a film. That stuff is the worst.
Also, any film that takes a part of my childhood and shits on it (I'm looking at you Dragonball: Evolution!). Fuck the people that made those movies.
Cartilage Head:
What the hell man.
Takashi Miike movies are fucking awesome.
What the hell.
Gemmwah:
Sherlock Bones
Talking dog with an eye patch recruits the help of a boy, his friend and his crazy scientist father to help find his owner, who was kidnapped by bad guys in lycra with bad hair cuts, all set in the 80s.
David_Dovey:
Wait, set in the Eighties, or actually made in the Eighties?
This is very important Gemm
Gemmwah:
I don't even know! Probably made in the Eighties, when I think about it. The budget was probably $20.
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