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Terrible Movies Thread
Inlander:
The problem with the arguments for the film put forward in that review is that, to me at least, the film doesn't achieve any kind of "emotional honesty". Honesty requires some degree of truth or relationship with reality, and (again, to me) everything about the film was hopelessly contrived and laughably and bizarrely unrealistic. I was watching a film full of characters doing strange things, and at no point did I feel like I was watching real people who might conceivably exist somewhere in the world.
Ikrik:
--- Quote from: MadassAlex on 10 Jul 2009, 02:33 ---Today I purchased, online:
- Wild Zero
- The Machine Girl
- Six String Samurai
- Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer/Hunter (can't remember which)
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Machine Girl is one of my favourite movies...Tokyo Gore Police (his next film) I'm a little iffy on.
Six String Samurai was very interesting but I felt like it could have been a billion times more...that little kid screaming the entire film ruined any chance of me liking it.
Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer was SO cool until it turned into a horrible, horrible musical.
I'll add
The Reaping: A biblical plague is affecting this small American town and the girl from Million Dollar Baby (I never remember her name) goes there to prove that it can all be explained by science. I'll spoil the whole movie for you by saying that it can't and that the movie is absolutely horrible without any redeeming features.
Toxic Avenger: I think this has been mentioned but I'll bring it up again because, even though it's horrible, I enjoyed it quite a bit.
Slumber Party Massacre: Terrible because it is EASILY the single most generic horror movie that's ever been made. If someone can name me a more generic horror film I'll be amazed.
JD:
Yeah, even the trailer for the reaping looked terrible.
Blyss:
--- Quote from: Ikrik on 23 Jul 2009, 01:02 ---Slumber Party Massacre: Terrible because it is EASILY the single most generic horror movie that's ever been made. If someone can name me a more generic horror film I'll be amazed.
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The Gates of Hell is actually worse as far as being generic goes, than Slumber Party Massacre - to me anyway.
**walks off muttering to himself about why he's even SEEN these two movies... :?
Nodaisho:
About the Beowulf movies:
--- Quote from: Border Reiver on 09 Jul 2009, 09:42 ---The Christopher Lambert version can be safely ignored, or watched; and
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That one is just hilarious. It isn't a good movie, but I liked it anyway, they weren't the least bit afraid to embrace the cheese.
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