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Terrible Movies Thread
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I liked Zoolander and Night At The Museum.
And I LOVE horror movies. Not slashers, though, I hate Freddie movies and the like, but good horror movies are awesome. This is why bad ones are painful for me to watch. The Ring 2 was one of these. I wanted to gouge my eyes out and really wanted to demand my money back.
Faker:
--- Quote from: frunK on 21 Feb 2008, 17:58 --- it was the worst porn ever. I mean some of these chicks are obviously off the street, and there was cheesy camera tricks, like where the scene switches via a big blocky star zooming into the screen. 0_0'
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Discussing the production values of porno, *sigh*, takes me back to my youth.
(that is drunken discussions of porn, not directing, scripiting, shooting and editing porn, that wasn't in "my youth")
mrjoegangles:
I have only liked Ben stiller in a couple movies. Zoolander and Dodgeball were great. And he was tolerable in Starsky and Hutch. Also for his 5 minutes in Happy Gilmore.
Horror Movies are dead. Its either shockers (Saw), survival (new dawn of the dead), or horror/comedy homage films (Slither). Thrillers/Suspense (Invasion) are the closest we got. I might be wrong, but its been so long since i have seen one that I stopped looking. And how come "horror movies" seem to be inching closer and closer to being soft core porn.... It's like boobies half the movie and gore the other half. I mean i like breasts as much as the next man but if I wanna see em I'll watch one of the movies under my bed.
frunK:
--- Quote from: Faker on 21 Feb 2008, 19:11 ---
--- Quote from: frunK on 21 Feb 2008, 17:58 --- it was the worst porn ever. I mean some of these chicks are obviously off the street, and there was cheesy camera tricks, like where the scene switches via a big blocky star zooming into the screen. 0_0'
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Discussing the production values of porno, *sig*, takes me back to my youth.
(that is drunken discussions of porn, not directing, scripiting, shooting and editing porn, tht wasn't in "my youth")
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Oh yeah, and since then my same friend gets illigal cable and free hustler channel, every party has at least one in depth discussion of porn.
"Think he's pumping steroids?"
"Oh yeah, look there like the size of my thumbnail."
"how can I not look, it's been on this shot for like thirty-five seconds...*shudder*"
"I think he's gay, he keep falling out all flacid and has to smack himself against her to get hard again!"
And so on...
I have a very eccentric group of friends
BootsyMarie:
--- Quote from: mrjoegangles on 21 Feb 2008, 20:37 ---I have only liked Ben stiller in a couple movies. Zoolander and Dodgeball were great. And he was tolerable in Starsky and Hutch. Also for his 5 minutes in Happy Gilmore.
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I wasn't entirely impressed with Starsky and Hutch. I just didn't think it was funny. Dodgeball was okay, and it had a few good laughs. It's just, when people say, "comedy," to me that means that the movie is going to make me laugh. When it doesn't, I kind of wonder why they called it a comedy.
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