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Marten, Dora, Faye, and...well, he doesn't look like anyone, but his name is Steve!
1. I'm "Faye", and I happen to be from Georgia.
2. I just moved up north, where "Marten" quickly became my best friend.
3. "Marten" and I are moving in together in a few weeks.
4. "Marten" is dating "Dora" despite everyone thinking that we would be dating eventually.
5. "Dora" and I both work in pizza places? ...it's a stretch.
Ironically, "Dora" stopped reading QC after the characters Marten and Dora began dating because she was so upset. I guess she just really wants me to date her boyfriend...