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Patrick:
SIX hundred? I heard it was three. Fuck I might actually buy that Fender Jag.
Iron_Fist:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 28 Feb 2008, 13:36 ---The mutually-assured destruction argument may not be entirely relevant anymore, because when you KNOW retaliation makes the complete annihilation of the planet a serious consideration, you're not going to want to do something like that, now are you? It's just a matter of who makes the first and only strike, and President Bush has got enough of a shit reputation as it is. He doesn't need a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Russia or her allies under his belt.
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You're acting under the assumption that the highest cause that any leader sees is the survival and prosperity of the human race as a whole. What would be more accurate is that world leaders are concerned with the size of their "e-peen" relative to those of other world leaders. The best way to make your leader-peen bigger, is to say, "well I'm prepared to fuck everyone for the sake of proving that I'm right and that my country is teh bestzorzlol." This is how global politics works more often than not sadly.
KharBevNor:
--- Quote from: RedLion on 18 Mar 2008, 17:09 ---Oh, they also have grenades. So that's even more magical.
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Grenades are for pussys. The Finnish beat the might of the Soviet Union with vodka bottles full of petrol, and they're all alcoholics with weird eyes.
Seriously the finnish army were like sitting round one morning after a binge and one of them was still drunk and he was all 'lets fill these empty vodka bottles full of petrol and chuck them at Russian tanks'.
And so they did it, and then the tank crews were all running round on fire and the tanks were exploding and the Finnish were like 'oh shit, looks like we may not have to queue for bread after all'.
Patrick:
What I don't understand is this: Serbia is pissed at Kosovo. Kosovo is the only one they might have any reasonable cause for being pissed. And they ransack foreign Embassies, Molotov their own police, agree-without-agreeing that Kosovo is independent by withdrawing all the state-supported institutions and government facilities from the area, and *destroy their own fucking capital city and government*, and then they say "YEAH FUCK YOU AMERICA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Seriously nothing they have done has damaged Kosovo in any way, save for the pathetically small violent outbursts by the Serb minority in Mitrovica, and they do this shit and they're like "TAKE THAT KOSOVO!" I swear I will never fucking understand Serbia.
RedLion:
So how about that Tibet?
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