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Boro_Bandito:
Damn you and living in the South! Its cold up here, I miss Texas...
Doug S. Machina:
--- Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:24 ---How does 'Field Marshal' strike you?
Also, I was thinking, perhaps it would add a bit of class to proceedings if, every time I walked into the room, there was some form of acknowledgement? I was thinking maybe raising one arm out from the body, palm outwards, and some sort of hearty exhultation. "Hail Victory!" maybe?
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Sounds suspiciously familiar...
--- Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:25 ---It's perfect.
Can I be your propaganda minister? I'm really rather good at that sort of thing.
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"I'm really rather good"? What kind of progpaganda is that?
--- Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:26 ---KharBevNor, do not listen to the traitor and murderer! He can offer you ruins, I can offer you a post in the government of the future!
My dictatorship is not one of greed or malice, but one of necessity. When you are capable of self-governance again, I will retire to a quiee, private life, and when I sign a ballot, I would hope to select KharBevNor for president.
I would much rather have that as the future than I would have me signing the order of damnatio memoriae.
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That's more like it!
--- Quote from: calenlass on 19 Feb 2008, 11:35 ---So um... who wants to come sit over here in this field and smoke some weed with me? I was thinking of maybe picking some daisies and making a flower chain out of them.
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--- Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:46 ---Actually, this sounds like a great idea. Let's just sit in a bed of flowers, and like... Be aware.
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--- Quote from: öde on 19 Feb 2008, 12:00 ---Wait, what if we all hold hands? I mean everyone?
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Your happy, harmless behaviour makes me think you must be subversive elements. We have started a file on each of you.
--- Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:36 ---I know this would probably be better in the hair advice thread, but I was thinking of maybe getting rid of my sideburns and growing out my moustache. Nothing fancy, just a little square thing under the nose.
Also, I have decided to quit smoking and have just bought an alsatian.
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The moustache has been done. Now it has a dark past. Endevour to look like one of the people. That way they will follow you like sheep trust you.
At any rate, this has just been a blind to bring out the ambitious and power-hungry who threaten the regime of Jeph. The Jephistas will shortly round you all up, and your families and supporters, and you will never be seen again.
calenlass:
guys the ladybug is crawling on my faaaaaaaacccee
Dissy:
Katie, Pics or it didn't happen!
KharBevNor:
Citizens! Propicious news! My darkly shirted henchmen have captured the foul traitor slick as he slept. Unfortunately he was beaten to death accidentally shot whilst resisting arrest. Hopefully this will usher in the standard thousand years of prosperity and joy.
Hippies! Rejoin your brethren! I promise ladybirds for all!
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