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Forum Dictator 2008!
KharBevNor:
Citizens! Do not listen to these blandishments! I have incontrovertible proof that slick was responsible for burning down the sandbox. In addition to my de facto position as President, I call upon my fellow forumites to elect me to the position of Forumschancellor and grant me emergency powers to deal with the slickite insurrection. My first order of business will be to inter slick and his minions in resettlement camps in the Hi I'm New forum, after which I will seek anschluss with the music forum and expand our lebensraum into the comic discussion forums, utilising the miserable half-men who populate them as a cheap source of labour.
This plan is foolproof. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.
yelley:
I AM JOINING JON'S ARMY AND BRINGING WITH ME THE CAT ARMY.
WE CANNOT BE DEFEATED.
yelley:
THEN CHUTE CAT WILL DIE FOR A NOBLE CAUSE.
SHUT IT, CIVILIAN. I DON'T SEE YOU FIGHTING TO DEFEND WHAT YOU LOVE.
Slick:
ALL CATS WILL BE CHOPPED TO BITS, REGARDLESS OF IF THEY POSSES PARACHUTES OR NOT!
I declare this revolutionary forum to be in a state of dire emergency. All able-bodied citizens are ordered to report to the nearest recruitment station for enlistment in the armed forces, in the interests of defending our homeland against aggressors, be they external or domestic.
0bsessions:
Yelley and her Cat Army will prove a valuable asset in the coming war.
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