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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
öde:
What did the pen say to the paper?
Liz:
Oh baby, I'm gonna write all over you, yeah.
Ozymandias:
A man with a dog walks into a bar. The bartender sees the dog and he knows his daughter really wants one so he offers the guy $10 for it. The man tells the bartender he loves his dog and he won't sell it then leaves. The next day, he comes back. The bartender offers him $20. The man, again, declines. The day after, one more time, the man comes in. The bartender offers $50. The man is suffering from severe anger issues and shoots the bartender in the face. It turns out the bartender was barely making ends meet for his family and his grieving widow is forced to turn to prostitution. She ends up raped and killed and left in a ditch. His daughter grows up an orphan, bouncing from foster home to foster home, developing a severe addiction to the prescription drugs she finds in her foster parents' medicine cabinet to cope with her crippling depression. She eventually dies of an overdose.
The punchline is that they were afraid to die because they thought life was better.
Ozymandias:
Also, I think the man with a dog might've been a priest.
Valrus:
Shorter Ozymandias: A man walks into a bar with a dog, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
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