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Because I'm morbid...
Patrick:
--- Quote from: thehollow on 25 Feb 2008, 15:19 ---I'd have as much of my body as possible used for organ donations or medical research
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FUCKING PUSSY
I am planning on having my body cremated, the ashed compacted into a diamond, and then having that diamond launched into the sun, where my soul will escape the diamond and fight and kill the sun, killing all life on earth, thus relieving you all of trying to one-up my Completely Fucking Badass Funeral.
Jimmy the Squid:
I'd have my body rolled up in a carpet and tossed out of the side of a van speeding across the Sydney Harbour Bridge in mid to heavy traffic.
The carpet would be expensive.
onewheelwizzard:
If we're talking funeral arrangements now, I'd definitely want my body to be processed into fertilizer and used to grow a pot plant of whatever the strongest strain in the world was at the time, or a crop of psilocybe mushrooms. If my body can be literally turned into drugs that my friends could then take, I want it to happen.
Come to think of it I kinda want to put this in my will when I actually write it. I can't think of any fate for my body that appeals to me more than being turned into a physical substance capable of profoundly altering another human being's consciousness.
Of course, if, by the time I die, it is possible for people to transfer their consciousness out of the human brain and into a computer simulation thereof, I fully intend to have a fucking sweet-ass cyberspace afterlife prepared for me. A timeless existence as a digital fractal universe sounds awesome.
Spluff:
I'd like my body to be turned into a marionette. It would dance at my funeral.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 26 Feb 2008, 00:41 ---Of course, if, by the time I die, it is possible for people to transfer their consciousness out of the human brain and into a computer simulation thereof, I fully intend to have a fucking sweet-ass cyberspace afterlife prepared for me. A timeless existence as a digital fractal universe sounds awesome.
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One smartass remark and I will wave a magnet over your entire consciousness.
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