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The Mike Rowe Fanfiction Thread
jeph:
--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 01 Mar 2008, 12:16 ---Give me Mike Rowe any day. That dude is all man and humor. He is sculpted out of the purest form of testosterone. He is like an old school demi-god of a man. I would like to arm wrestle him. And then when my hand hits the table, as it of course would because you cannot possible compete with that level of man, he would look into my eyes and suddenly jump across the table, pushing me to the floor, his rough, stubbly chin brushing against mine as he forced me into a passionate kiss. His arms, so strong picking me up and turning me over as his rips my pants off. His hands, rough and calloused grabbing me as he rams his gigantic dick(it is like, 14 inches at least) into my wanting ass. And I would cry from the pain and joy of such an act.
Such a beautiful act.
--- End quote ---
Fuck no does this belong in the TV forum.
rancidhooligan:
Why am I suddenly reminded of Jimbo?
tania:
14 inches?!
Tom:
it is but a measure of his worth
Ozymandias:
You cannot look at Mike Rowe and not assume the man is packing some epic junk. The stuff of legends. The kind of phallus that women look at and pass out from in terror and lust. He would make horses jealous. I don't want Mike Rowe to degenerate in Chuck Norris jokes, but let's face it: that man could probably do push-ups with a flaccid cock.
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