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Sex and Booze Poll
Switchblade:
I chose Whiskey, and agree with this statement-
--- Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 03 Mar 2008, 19:41 ---I have spent way too much time thinking about this and assigning personalities to the various kinds of booze. I think brand should come into play. For example, you might be okay nailing Grey Goose, but imagine fucking a human embodiment of Fleischmann's would end in tears and STDs.
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For me, every few months a bottle of Glenfiddich - rich, sophisticated, sultry and goddess-levels of hot - would blitz back into my life, seduce me, take me to heaven and back, then leave with the assertion that she wouldn't mind coming back for more, maybe, and that I should consider it a privilege.
Famous Grouse, on the other hand, is the very cute friend you've known since school, have always wanted secretly to do, and then one day the opportunity falls into your lap and it's exactly as good as you imagined it would be.
calenlass:
Jameson's is an adorable lady who expresses her rather obvious desire to get in your pants with witty innuendoes and euphemisms that don't even bother you because you are too preoccupied with the way you can tell she is trying to imagine you naked.
Glenfiddich and Glenmorangie and Talisker and Laphroaig are like that, except more subtle and sophisticated and hotter. Also I think they are all sisters, or at least could pass for them, although like Glenfiddich has straight hair and Talisker's is curly and black and you get the impression that Laphroaig wants to bite you, but you can't be sure. Glenmorangie is the quiet one.
celticgeek:
Right on the money whisky, calenlass. Plus they have a large bunch of really hot cousins, too.
calenlass:
Man I need to meet more of their cousins.
Hey guys I had some tequila last night that wasn't ass! I am not really sure what to make of it, though. Also, unlike beer, after several swigs from the flask I was sharing I no longer minded the bite or the aftertaste.
Also I was busy being chatted up, so I wasn't really concentrating on personifying the tequila. Sorry, dudes. I don't even know what kind it was. :/
celticgeek:
Let me introduce you::
http://www.whisky.com/
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