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Sex and Booze Poll
Inlander:
--- Quote from: IronOxide on 03 Mar 2008, 20:16 ---
--- Quote from: Inlander on 03 Mar 2008, 20:11 ---I'd fuck beer, but I'd be thinking about whisky.
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I'd call this a good idea, as I bet Whisky has a big 2d2f problem.
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No, it's just I know whisky's out of my league.
IronOxide:
I guess what I am trying to say is that I would not put my dick in goldschlager if someone paid me.
0bsessions:
--- Quote from: Storm Rider on 03 Mar 2008, 20:05 ---Isn't this a rather obtuse way of saying what your favorite alcohol is?
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Not necessarily. My favorite liquor is far and away whiskey, but in terms of if it were a person? Whiskey's strong, bitter and can turn on you in a second if you're not careful. That's not what I want in a woman. Whiskey is the kind of drink that would steal your wallet and leave you with an STD.
I think I would fuck Smirnoff Ice or something like that. It's weak, shallow and easy on the tongue. It's not something you want your friends to see you with, but you had some fun anyway.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: ephemere on 03 Mar 2008, 20:12 ---i'm not sure, there is a pretty big difference between what alcohol i tend to drink and what alcohol i'd actually fuck, were said alcohol a real human person.
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I like Guiness, but I definitely don't want to have sex with it. Conversely, while I have no interest in this as a drink, martinis are pretty sexy.
Although, my favorite liquor is rum, and I think I'd wish I had the balls to hit on daquiri, so maybe it can be one in the same...
So in conclusion, I am most sexually attracted to mixed drinks.
supersheep:
I would definitely sleep with Buckfast. Cheap, cheerful, and lots of energy.
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